land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

Landfill

A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.

Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!

by barry badranath March 26, 2009

Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

Lance McClain

A precious cinnamon roll who deserves the world 🌎 and happiness. Has a gay🏳️ 🌈, furry boyfriend with anger😡 issues. In denial of bonding moment. Voiced by our lord 👑and savior ✝️Jeremy Shada 💙😤👊

“If Lance McClain falcon punched me in the no-no square I would say thank you”-literally every Lance stan ever

by Just-Your-Average-Otaku October 29, 2018

Lancaster

Located in the state of Pennsylvania. The only place where you will see Ghetto people and Amish people live in harmony.

Lancaster is ballin! Its so full of history!

by toxic-flame November 9, 2010

Lance

The best boy u can ever find, sweet,cute,sexy,charming,and great in bed. He will never cheat on u and is the most loyal sexy piece of meat out there. If you ever see one never let go of it

"yo look at that lance he makes me wet"

by LSOB23__ November 27, 2016

landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

by akalie May 29, 2008