A male who can talk anybody into almost anything, has a silver tongue (can literally sell water to a well), has amazing luck (unemployed but still gets money somehow), minimum 1 baby mama (could be more).
by anonymous May 16, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022

An amazing, sweet, funny, kind, pretty boy. Has beautiful eyes and long curly red hair. Loves his family and is loyal to all of his friends. Doesn't have a harmful bone in his body but is completely capable of crushing skulls with his strength and willpower. Will help you with anything you need.
Also great tounge game.
Also great tounge game.
Person 1: Have you met James Joseph?
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
by THAT_WEIRD_1 December 22, 2023

The most talented playing piano,drums and other instruments. His ear for music is the best yet!! He's a hard worker and GREAT ASS FRIEND, NO DOUBT!! HE IS THE BEST PERSON TO BE AROUND TO UPLIFT YOU AND MAKE YOU LAUGH. HE IS DEFINITELY SEXY AS UMMMMMM AND TALL, CHOCOLATE AND FINNNNNE!! HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. HIS EYES AND SMILE ARE SOMETHING TO SEE BUT THOSE DIMPLES(GOOD LAWD HAVE MERCY) LOL DEFINITELY LEAVES A MARK!!
by AhChanti July 27, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Pronounced ‘yosef corridor’ , A Joseph Corridor is someone who is often seen staring at women and listening to what they think is an underground genre of music. Often reggae or Russian post punk.
by lotte.connell November 23, 2021
