zip job

ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankful!"
by zino4706 November 29, 2007
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Vamp Job

when an adventrous girl keeps a razor blade in her mouth in the middle of oral sex and puts a tiny cut in the man's....cock, dick, or shloong and proceeds t suck is blood...preferrab;y during orgasm.
Holy Shit Batman!!! that girl did a good fukin vamp job!
by Madd Jester September 06, 2003
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gob job

Oral sex to a men, a blow job.
Grab her head, stick ur dick in her mouth, n let her give u a gob job.
by Carl; ) July 04, 2003
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The Italian Job

A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.
by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009
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Cocoon Job

A blowjob enhanced with the pleasure of a woman's silky long hair wrapped around the shaft of a mans cock during the action.
Crow - "dude, Tiffany wrapped her hair around my cock Last night and sucked me off like a champ."

Money maker mike - "yeah that's called a cocoon job, I had one 30 years ago."
by SmashKing January 07, 2015
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Box Job

A sexual act of using a box to pleasure someone(preferably a gushers box because it is the right size). You can use the box to give the person a hand job, you could use it as a dildo, you could jam it down the person's throat, or pretty much anything else that you can think of that is sick and messed up. Once the box has been completely destroyed by your sexual acts, it should resemble a sort of paste that you then continue on to use as lube.
I totally gave that chick a box job last night, but it was so intense that she died.
by Nich123 June 04, 2010
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Getting a job

A hard task, usually requiring effort, patience, and a low sense of procrastination. Something you know you have to do, but still your tv or video game is sooo tempting.
Mom- Ryan! Shoudn't you be getting a job?
Ryan- But mom! I'm so close to gaining a level!!
by triplef678 August 04, 2009
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