Jason

An assbutt

dude, jason is the worst

by eyyopotato March 9, 2018

Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.

Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.

by G6Saitin July 10, 2022

Jason

A name for a cool guy.

Yo Jason is pretty cool.
Yeah he is.

by Wingstheperson September 13, 2023

Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.

Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.

by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021

Jason

Extremely gay like so gay he surpasses all gayness.

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025

Jason

Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.

“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*

by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019

Jason

either one of the realest or fakest mf you will EVER meet. DO NOT trust them with your personal information they will black mail yo ass 😭🙏

“Yo, this jason kid fake asf.”
“Ikr.”

by https.kimikoaa January 6, 2024