"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
by acedude69 May 17, 2014
Get the italian chocolate freezie mug.Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017
Get the italian snake mug."Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."
by AsepticNecrosis May 21, 2018
Get the Italian Churro mug.hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding
by Redcocksblacksocks February 29, 2020
Get the italian partridge mug.I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.
by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023
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by toastingsubs May 11, 2011
Get the Italian Wedding mug.Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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