Italian sunburn

The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.

Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!

by Philabadee June 18, 2013

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013

italian boardroom

Sauna

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.

by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013

italian bull

When you're fucking a girl in the ass while pulling her hair and yell another girls name and see how long you can hold on before she throws you off.

Last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and pulled the Italian bull

by BlueWombat69er September 21, 2013

Italian Hello

When you purposely leave an item, such as a hat or jacket, at someone's house or apartment so you have an excuse to go see them again later.

Me: Dude, where's your hat?
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.

by Playertwo_002 November 14, 2018

Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.

Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?

by El wapo August 26, 2017