butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead

Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!

by buttgoon August 3, 2016

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Butt Dynamite

Used to define a gassy explosion out the butt. It usually follows a large dirty mexican burrito with an orgy of hot sauces. Often seedy, often burns.

BOOM! Goes the Butt Dynamite!

by Night Hawk & Cyber Wolf February 27, 2011

Clock Butt

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.

I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".

by cryptoanon November 17, 2018

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013

Dungeon butt

The smell you smell when your cat eats a dead body, and then takes a shit and then shows you her asshole. It's smells unpleasantly moist, dark and dank.

stank rotton cat turd butthole
Sample Sentence: "dude wtf did your cat just do in there?"
"Oh, that's just dungeon butt...here's the febreeze.."

by CatLady March 22, 2012

butt nakeds

Timberlands that don't have the leather strap around the ankle.

"Peep dude in the corner with the butt nakeds on"

by FreCrack3 October 22, 2017