im cooking

Gerald: DUDE IM COOKING
Rodney: REAL BRO YOU CARRIED THAT WIN
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Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024
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hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-
uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.
by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 04, 2022
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a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 06, 2023
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im off a bar

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪
by gangster14 May 16, 2019
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im off ts

Im over this
only the first day back and im off ts
by Cay._. January 03, 2024
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skeet skeet im a squirl

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man
Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.
by skeet skeet skeeter November 20, 2020
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