Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous

person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.

by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012

The Hook

A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.

by SashiJapan14 January 4, 2011

big hook

a less common term originating in Liverpool, England meaning 'so what?'.

Pronunciation: Big 'oowk

"Hey, Deal or No Deal is comin' on in a minute!"

"Big Hook! That show's shee-hite!"

by Mandy Dingle February 19, 2007