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gropple hook

invented by Irish women to collect the souls of others in particular men. so a number of adverbs, typically 7.9 on avg are thrown at bystanders until they captcher their beautiful filthy fish und full em full dere gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
Oldtale be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ Hemian Grub Galway
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"
by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016
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gravponics support hook

A support hook on a gravponics system is called a gravponics support hook
When talking about a support hook on a gravponics system. There is only one word to describe it. It is called a gravponics support hook. It is a hook on a gravponics system that supports the gravponics system. Youre a moron if you reject this definition. Dont be a moron.
by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013
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Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
by Cartini July 5, 2022
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Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013
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Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous
person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.
by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012
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hook

Got her hooked and she love the hook
by M.o May 8, 2014
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