Sod Hockey

Shitty golf

The boys and I had a round of sod hockey

by Stkboy April 8, 2022

pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

by Marina Guy May 6, 2022

Shaggy Hickory

A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.

She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.

by Muskoka Woodsman June 5, 2022

Playing Hockey

The acting of fucking someone(don’t matter who) but like I mean FUCKING them

“I heard you and Stacy playing hockey ”
“Uh fuck ya”

by dogs hit June 22, 2022

Playing Hockey

The act of fucking an individual and I mean FUCKING them

heard you and stacy playing hockey last night

by dogs hit June 22, 2022

junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023