boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous

person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.

by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.

Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.

by The Pimptard July 2, 2019