German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

german empire

yemen but flipped....

Random guy 1: Hey, what if you flip Yemen flag?
Random Yemeni guy: that would be german empire.... so not.

by hellothere356 November 13, 2022

German

The most feared language among the swedes.

TOTAL AUSROTTUNG German lol

by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018

German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022

German

Sexual act involving feces.

Guy 1: soo what are you're plans for the weekend?

Guy 2: you already know I'm about to visit my favorite hoe , cause she really knows how to lay that german all over my chest.

by skeetsket March 2, 2021

German

He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.

German is the guy in nugget porn.

by Hdhdhehdjdjsj October 8, 2019