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grease missile

A particularly messy and stinky shit. Like the day after drinking lots of beer or after eating Mexican. But not soft enough nor painful enough to be diarrhea
"man, after downing those 18 bud lights last night, I had to drop the worst grease missile this morning"
by ceedubs December 21, 2013
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Greaser

A delusional, immature child called Nick who sucks up to teachers.
Stop being a greaser nick
by Anonympus November 3, 2016
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get my axle greased

Hey Man, I'm about to go get my axle greased. You up for it?
by RichardPetty October 24, 2008
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afro grease

The grease applied, usually liberally, and usually to nappy hair. can also be used for people with non-nappy hair that wish to look greasy and cheap (see hooker).
KFC is venturing into the afro grease industry, using old grease and selling it for a buck fitty for a half pound.
by Lennox Duncan January 5, 2006
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Greasy

To be a moocher.
To do something messed up to a friend or random person.
To steal another man or womans signifigant other.
To do a crazy act of foolishness.
To be an overall asshole.
To be lazy.
To steal in general.
Finch is a greasy man for skiing naked.
Matt is greasy for being jewish.
Miller is just greasy.
Taking his girlfriend out was greasy Brian.
Bj is greasy for beating Brian's ass all the time.
Rob is greasy because he's lazy and never comes out of his room.
by Tres Caldwell July 31, 2008
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greasy

The action of being cheap, or unfare. Scenerio: Your waiting for a parking space when someone that knows your waiting for the spot takes it anyway. Now the person that jacked the spot is greasy, or what they did was greasy. It can also be used in a joking manor like "man your greasy (lol)" and other situations like that. Or if you dont like someone than..."There greay". It doesnt have to reffer to someone being physically greasy, but emotional, and mentally as well.
"man that guy is greasy"
"why would she like him? he's so greasy, he stole my bike last week."
"GER-EASYYYY"
"Get outta here tou grease bag"
"Your deepfrier greasy...ha ha"
by Pasty Jordan December 28, 2005
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snail grease

When your done fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out. Poop oozes out resembling the trail of grease a snail makes
After I got done fucking Tina in the ass you should have seen the snail grease she left on my bed.

Did you see Mary's underware, I know she takes it in the ass. I mean look at that snail grease trail?
by Tom and Brian December 25, 2007
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