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Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024
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Ethical gooning

To goon to fictional characters while understanding their complexity and character arcs.
M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
by FernGmod June 21, 2025
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Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024
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tafari gooning

tafari gooning and munting while planning to go iglooing with friends later
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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Gooning

Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.
Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.
by dennis teni March 28, 2024
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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
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