Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Fairy

A fairy is also slang term for female prostitute.

She was a fairy, on my daddy with a fatty.

She was in a sex traffic ring and made to be a fairy.

by The Hood Therapist May 9, 2025

Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks

The dick fairy brought me dick

by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025

Fat Ginger Fairy

A common name for a retarded cuck. Usually guys from jones county, ga named Garrette trying to start a religious cocaine cult.

Yo. What the fuck is wrong with that fat ginger fairy?

by Gump_is_an_asshole July 13, 2023

Fireball Fairy

Noun: A women who is in their early 20s will appear with a fanny pack filled with the brim with fireball minis and will proceed to pass them out with a decent amount of people around. After everyone who was given a shot, and takes it with her, she will disappear in just a few moments time, until you are graciously greeted again someday.
The woman often appears during large events like concerts and etc.

I was with Josh Peck at the Yung Gravy and bbno$ concert when we were greeted by the much needed Fireball Fairy. What a night that was.

by ManOfTheMay August 12, 2023

Fairy kiss

Fairies have the ability to mark people with a sort of invisible protection charm by kissing them on the nose. It prevents the Fairy Queen from killing the (at least not right away) as the Fairies show trust in whoever they kiss and possibly would not want them killed. The kisses are know to be very light and soft, full of love and light.

Him: I will always remember her and her fairy kisses

by SwitchesEnriches September 20, 2023

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023