being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT

OMG HES SUCH A EVAN HAMPEL

by Voltico July 5, 2023

evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.

Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately

by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017

Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan

Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome

Evan is a hot guy with big balls

by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

Evan

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.

Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?

by zuzubons November 22, 2021

Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls

Fuck Evan he is an asshole

by greatgrantma February 5, 2019