The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
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Get the evan martel mug.An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.
An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them
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Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
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He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
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Get the Jake Evan’s Musician mug.Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.
Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
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