The specific manipulation of information and perception around sham elections. It involves state media proclaiming "landslide victory for democracy," declaring the opposition "terrorists" to disqualify them, and using big data to micro-target and confuse voters. The language is all about choice, will, and mandate, while the reality is pre-ordained. It's a gaslighting exercise where the act of voting is used to prove you're free, even as it demonstrates your powerlessness.
Example: "On Election Day, state TV showed endless lines of happy voters, hailed the 'festival of democracy,' and warned that 'foreign elements' were trying to discredit the process. The official result gave the ruler 99.7% of the vote. Electoral Orwellianism is the gap between the loud, celebratory story of popular will and the silent, numerical fact of its utter negation."
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Get the Electoral Orwellianism mug.The systematic distortion in an electoral system where certain groups, geographies, or ideologies are structurally over- or under-represented due to rules like gerrymandering, first-past-the-post voting, the electoral college, or voter ID laws. It's not about random error, but about engineered advantage. The bias is baked into the map, the ballot, and the rules of counting, ensuring that the translation of votes into power is never a clean, neutral process.
Example: In a country where rural votes are weighted more heavily than urban votes, a party can win a majority of parliamentary seats with a minority of the total national popular vote. This isn't an accident; it's the result of Electoral Bias designed into the system's constitution to privilege one demographic over another.
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The post-hoc rationalization where the loser of an election selectively highlights certain aspects of the electoral process (e.g., turnout in friendly districts, specific voting machine issues) to delegitimize the overall result, while accepting the same process's validity in races they won. It's a form of sore-loserism that treats the electoral system as sacred when it anoints you, and corrupt when it doesn't.
Example: A candidate wins the governor's race but loses the presidential race in the same state on the same ballots. They celebrate the governor's win as a "clean, fair victory" but declare the presidential loss "fraudulent due to irregularities in Metro County." This Electoral Picking accepts or rejects the system's legitimacy based solely on personal outcome.
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Get the Electric-boogaloo mug.A condescending rhetorical move where someone explains political outcomes to others—often from a position of assumed expertise or outsider status—as if election results were simple, obvious, and conclusive. "Let me explain why your side lost" becomes a way of dismissing opposition views without engagement. The term plays on "mansplaining" but applies to electoral analysis: the assumption that election results are transparent, that losers just don't get it, and that the explainer's interpretation is obviously correct. Electionsplaining uses electoral outcomes as a cudgel to silence dissent.
"After the election, he spent an hour explaining why my views are irrelevant because 'the people have spoken.' That's Electionsplaining—using electoral outcomes to dismiss, not to understand. Election results are complex; they require interpretation, not condescension. Electionsplaining is what happens when winning becomes wisdom and explaining becomes silencing."
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1. (of an undergraduate in college) a branch of STEM that focuses primarily on the movement of electrons and their applications in various ways. Those who practice electrical engineering (called Electrical Engineers, abbreviated EEE's) tend to lose touch with reality and become completely engulfed by concepts and math incomprehensible to all except other EEE’s and MATLAB. People often enter the field due to a severe lack of social success, including being unpopular in high school. They are then inspired to power through one excruciating class after another, enticed by the promises of large cash rewards straight out of college. The percentage of male electrical engineering students with girlfriends is given by the Planck constant, 6.626e-34…another reason why EEE's are persuaded to give up all hope of regular life and instead devote every last drop of mental energy to nearly failing every single class their academic advisor tells them to take. In between getting bullied by their coursework, many EEE’s take great delight in ridiculing other college students in general, and mechanical engineers and computer science majors in particular, for earning easier and less valuable degrees than their own.
ORIGIN
early-mid 19th century: from English, refers to researchers and scientists that discovered the foundational principles of electrical engineering, such as Georg Ohm (Ohm’s Law), Gustav Kirchhoff (KCL, KVL), James Maxwell (Maxwell’s Equations), and more.
1. (of an undergraduate in college) a branch of STEM that focuses primarily on the movement of electrons and their applications in various ways. Those who practice electrical engineering (called Electrical Engineers, abbreviated EEE's) tend to lose touch with reality and become completely engulfed by concepts and math incomprehensible to all except other EEE’s and MATLAB. People often enter the field due to a severe lack of social success, including being unpopular in high school. They are then inspired to power through one excruciating class after another, enticed by the promises of large cash rewards straight out of college. The percentage of male electrical engineering students with girlfriends is given by the Planck constant, 6.626e-34…another reason why EEE's are persuaded to give up all hope of regular life and instead devote every last drop of mental energy to nearly failing every single class their academic advisor tells them to take. In between getting bullied by their coursework, many EEE’s take great delight in ridiculing other college students in general, and mechanical engineers and computer science majors in particular, for earning easier and less valuable degrees than their own.
ORIGIN
early-mid 19th century: from English, refers to researchers and scientists that discovered the foundational principles of electrical engineering, such as Georg Ohm (Ohm’s Law), Gustav Kirchhoff (KCL, KVL), James Maxwell (Maxwell’s Equations), and more.
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Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Electrical Engineer: I love you as much as the Bose-Einstein Distribution’s value at E = µ!
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Electrical Engineer: It means I love you infinitely much, because at the point where the function goes to…*continues to ramble for a half-hour*
Business major: I feel so stressed, I think I’m going to crash out.
Electrical Engineer: Come do these MOSFET circuit experiments, obtain expressions for these electric fields, convolve these CT signals using Fourier transforms, and derive wave equations for these free electrons. If you aren’t doing electrical engineering, you don’t know what being stressed really feels like.
Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Electrical Engineer: I love you as much as the Bose-Einstein Distribution’s value at E = µ!
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Electrical Engineer: It means I love you infinitely much, because at the point where the function goes to…*continues to ramble for a half-hour*
Business major: I feel so stressed, I think I’m going to crash out.
Electrical Engineer: Come do these MOSFET circuit experiments, obtain expressions for these electric fields, convolve these CT signals using Fourier transforms, and derive wave equations for these free electrons. If you aren’t doing electrical engineering, you don’t know what being stressed really feels like.
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