A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
Get the Circumcised Danmug. 
Dan Heckler makes model train videos and collects tycock trains. his favorite railroad is da bebemer
by what da dog doin? July 17, 2021
Get the Dan Hecklermug. Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022
Get the Danmug. The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.
Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
by bpddiseasehastakenover July 10, 2022
Get the Danmug. Droll Dans is a fucking awesome streamer who streams friday night funkin'.
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?
person1: Hey did you see they new Droll Dans stream?
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T
by WeggyIsAwesome June 28, 2021
Get the Droll Dansmug. The main character of the popular anime series Kotura Kansumara, who is above all thing a bad ass. He typically wears around his main weapon of choice, a big beef brisket sandwich, and smacks those bitches around
by therealrickross December 9, 2012
Get the Dan Robinsonmug.