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Crewe

A disgusting town in the admittedly beautiful county of Cheshire, UK.

If you’re wondering whether moving to Crewe is the right idea, just stop - It isn’t. Actually don’t even thinking about coming here. It’s unpleasant, dangerous, deprived etc. It’s also overpopulated, and very chavvy. It’s not the place you want to be unless you’re looking for a knife in the chest.

Probably the worst town in the UK.
Did you hear that Crewe is the best place to live in the UK outside London!

Don’t listen, that’s cap.
by Mateusz sadowski October 19, 2021
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Crewe

The definition of a sexy man, he’s got a good heart and eats great pussy. He’s a keeper for sure.
“Oh that guy is a Crewe”
by Bigdickedbitch November 23, 2021
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Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
mugGet the Austrian Cleaning Crewmug.

crew cab ranger

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead
by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
mugGet the crew cab rangermug.

Crew

A group of people who work on and operate a ship, aircraft, boat, etc.
"Cookie was the biggest dickhead in the crew of four"
by mcmathies May 22, 2016
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