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da vinci code 

A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!
person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close
da vinci code by The Harry August 19, 2006

morse code 

The act of inserting one finger into a woman's vagina, then inserting a finger from your other hand into her rectum and proceeding to tap your fingers together through the vaginal and rectal walls, so as to simulate the tapping of the morse code.
She was horny and wanted to try something new, so I gave her the morse code.
morse code by chodebalm August 21, 2007
Wow, that CoDee sure is cool.
CoDee by Adam Powell July 22, 2003
The announcement made whilst shopping in a big w store when a extremely hot female enters the store... allowing a prompt response by all male employees to head to the location for observational purposes.
"Code 6 to womanswear"
Code 6 by stiffy o April 5, 2009
IT IS TOTALLY FINE TO CALL SOMEONE A SLUT, BECOME FRIENDS WITH THEM.

It is fine to act like bbfls with someone and think they're weird, annoying, sluts, ect. behind there back but only talk about it to your REAL best friend.

Trying to hard to be friends with someone or some people makes you look annoying and stupid. Everyone will talk about you. And nobody will actually like you. DONT TRY TOO HARD.
Girl #1: Text: Luv you babe! xoxo bye!
Girl #2: Text: Lyt bye!
Girl #2 to Girl #3: Uch. Shes soo annoying! Ya know I'm only friends with her cause I'm for her sorry.
(common girl code)

Alt-Bro Code 

The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.

The 4 Bromandments:

1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:

"All bromandments are equally important."

"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."

"Healthy inside, healthy outside."

"Be simple, without being plain."

"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."

(Alt-Bro Code)
Alt-Bro Code by Lunchboxfever October 1, 2019