california brown cow

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

california klondike

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.

"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"

by Auti111 May 3, 2014

california darby roll

a girl who would like to have sex while on her period

Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll

by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015

california straw twister

When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole

man we were going weird she did a california straw twister

by MrKat May 30, 2016

California diamond

A gorgeous beautiful girl who was born raised and has lived in California her entire life she specifically lives in Los Angeles and like I said she's beautiful girls from other parts can't compare to girls who live in California Californian girls are the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen and will always be way better than everyone else

Joey: damn look at those California diamonds

by Adidas June 19, 2016

California Cherry Crush

Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.

Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.

Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.

Guy 1: Not if you just believe.

Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.

Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

by Bob Saget February 14, 2017