Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 24, 2021

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

cowboy

A bounty hunter.
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive

Cowboys are coming to catch an outlaw they need no warrant to enter a premises they suspect is harboring a fugitive

by Trinity of the six January 10, 2024

Cowboy

Something you call someone when you want to do sexual acts with them.

"Wow Cowboy, that was impressive!"

by wow.2349.wow April 28, 2023

neon cowboy

A derogatory label given to men who dress country as a style and to go to a club. Akin to a 'weekend warrior', but about a step down.

I love it when these Neon Cowboys come out here and find out how tough country life really is. Everyone wants to be a cowboy till they find out its nothin but work.

by 3rdCoast Raven March 31, 2020

Cowboy egg lipstick

A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.

“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3

by Sykoskit February 5, 2021

Cowboy Caviar

The combination of semen, beans, and feces that came out of Jack Twist once Ennis was done.

Ennis didn't even use lube, but the smell of that cowboy caviar made it impossible to quit me.

by ViolettaValkyrie October 28, 2025