by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021
Get the Cowboy baoustardmug. Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
Get the Cowboy Unitmug. has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
Get the Twitter cowboymug. by Little raccon June 11, 2017
Get the cowboy rocketmug. A flaming homosexual of any race.
by B-dones May 9, 2019
Get the Brazillian Cowboymug. Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
Get the vegan cowboymug. When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
Get the Cowboy coochiemug.