camel

an ugly, over weight woman who thinks she's really hot and likes to wear clothes that are too tight. SHe shows all her bulges including her camel toe and her huge front fanny flap. THis woman is a loser and will never get a boyfriend or a girlfriend, in fact she will probably work with small children so she can frighten them with her rolls of exposed front fat. She will likely make up stories about her social life because she will never have one. She is also probably a huge binge eater and eats all the pens and pencil tops.

'the camel looks pretty today, that white tshirt shows off all her best assets' "the camel just told people she had a boyfriend when we all know she doesnt, what a loser'

by miscanthus January 11, 2012

Dying Camel

What Sarah's, Sarah's Mom's, and Sarah's Grandmother's face looks like.

Person 1 - "Man, Sarah has an ugly face"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it looks like a dying camel"

by V475 September 16, 2008

לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash)

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

by Sexydimma October 12, 2013

camejo

A word used to describe a big, pimply ass.

My friend mooned me and I saw his camejo!

by SLL December 29, 2007

camel throat

similar to camel toe. but for the male population. camels have a long thing hanging from there throat which looks like a male sex organ. so when a mans penis is visable from his jeans its been known as camel throat

"ryan has camel throat"
"becca doesnt have camel throat"

by ryan matthew higgins November 15, 2007

camels4sale

a strongly and sexy Turkish male, who fucks allot of girls..

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Camel Clutch

A Monkey Bite (look it up) performed on a female.

Man, she must really like that guy, b/c he just gave her a wicked camel clutch and she simply laughed. That, or she is laughing at the monkey bite that he received before he gave her the camel clutch.

by David G December 2, 2003