Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024

Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.
by donniescash February 15, 2021

Hidden in the deep and mysterious undercurrents of the Federal legal machinery, billion-dollar Law Firms, profit offsetting Debters-in-Posession, and Parasitic Restructuring Teams methodically extract unimaginable financial compensation from the many hopeless, helpless and beleaguered businesses unlucky enough to file for Chapter 11 ‘relief’.
Well, we’re on credit-hold with every one of our vendors, we can’t pay our staff, our taxes or operating expenses; looks like we’re heading for Chapter 11.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
Right. Now all of our debt will be resolved and a Debtor-In-Posession can loan us about 20 million dollars that they don’t expect to recover; they will use that loss to tax-offset profit from their other business interests and the loan funds mostly to pay excessively padded legal and professional fees. The objective here is to delay, extend and postpone definitive resolution of the case in order to optimize the Business of Bankruptcy. Unsecured creditors lose, lawyers win.
by YAWA September 1, 2025

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."
"Oh, shit business bro!"
"Oh, shit business bro!"
by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016

John: I'm sorry baby, but i can't go anywhere. I'm busy with the fire.
Lola: Busy with the fire?
John: Grandma's house is boring and i can't go anywhere.
Lola: Busy with the fire?
John: Grandma's house is boring and i can't go anywhere.
by Yung_Cloud January 10, 2017

Someone who is absolutely goonerrific, likes emo girls and says funklenuts. Also walks and makes sounds like the goblins from clash royale.
by Hunter gamlin August 12, 2025
