A bumper biscuit is when you take a dump on a nemesis', rival, or friends car bumper. Mostly done by high school or college age boys, well known at the Virginia Military Institute (VMA).
Dude, all that corn and nuts paid off. I dumped a bumper biscuit on that idiot Jason's car that was worthy of the yearbook.
by Snake Charmer September 25, 2006
Get the bumper biscuitmug. by JammerC April 27, 2004
Get the Bitch Biscuitmug. someone who is bald and the top of the head looking down resmbles a biscuit such as a digestive or rich tea.
by mickyboy1985 August 11, 2008
Get the biscuit headmug. A slang expression for a stereotypical upperclass white male. Most likely a bitch who is scared of shit and has a lack of typical street knowledge. His wardrobe consists of east coast fare such as Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie and Fitch and the like. Also has a tendency to fall for girls that are trouble. They are attracted to him due to his undeniable sense of style and the fact that he makes bank.
Gangsta #1: "Yo that dude thought O.G was pronounced 'og'"
Gangsta #2: "What a fucking white biscuit"
Gangsta #2: "What a fucking white biscuit"
by jclean October 9, 2010
Get the White Biscuitmug. by Roger man January 23, 2008
Get the Rainbow Biscuitmug. by Zin9Din9er May 26, 2010
Get the cheddar biscuitmug. Housewives of True Crime podcast has coined a new term for a hot, beautiful, attractive woman. This is a woman who catches your eye when she walks by, is attractive to your senses. Beneficial qualities.
Mary walked by in her fancy 4 inch stilettos and short skirt- she was a real disco biscuit.
She was a real disco biscuit with her flowing blonde hair and long legs.
She was a real disco biscuit with her flowing blonde hair and long legs.
by disco biscuit May 11, 2020
Get the Disco Biscuitmug.