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dirty biscuits

1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome
Man! I flopped the dirty biscuits and some donkey called my all in with a nine two off suit
by Willerbug March 21, 2007
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Bloody Biscuit

This is a widely played masturbation game. Including 2 or more men jacking off onto a biscuit or other small edible item. The last one to cum is forced to eat said item.
We just played Bloody Biscuit and Jake Fullivlove lost. Too bad he loves giz and woulda ate that shit anyways.
by KinkyBangBang the movie May 27, 2008
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Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009
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cooter biscuit

Mysterious lady parts. Located near the hanoose.
Hey woman, make me a sandwich or I will kick you in the cooter biscuit!
by Bryce Bessler April 23, 2007
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my biscuit

another way of saying my bad, or sorry, my fault.
Hey, howcome you didn't call me yesterday ? Oops, my biscuit !
by bubba steve July 17, 2007
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biscuit

by eH? March 17, 2003
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