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Birthday Donut

A crude term for a man’s asshole — the “special treat” he’s been sitting on since birth.

Phrase origin: combines “birthday suit” (naked) with “donut” (a round shape with a hole), creating a tongue-in-cheek term that’s equal parts ridiculous and vivid.
“He was talking big until someone threatened to glaze his birthday donut.”
by Birthday Donut October 14, 2025
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Birthday Gift

When you send a random tit pic to the sender of this definition.
by FunForYou&Me October 18, 2025
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birthday

The moment when your Mom buys you treats (or even take you eating out) at the same day you started being mature enough to realize how immature you've always been, e.g. when you had just started writing your final paper on October 2012 even though your upcoming birthday was still on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 — whereas your birth date is Tuesday, April 2nd 1991
My birthday is that bittersweet moment when my mom treats me to something nice, like a dinner out, while I reflect on how I've finally started realizing just how immature I've been—like when I started writing my final paper in October 2012, even though my birthday on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 was just around the corner from my birth date on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991!
by Emotional Cruiser October 26, 2025
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Happy birthday frida

A type of anniversary weekly saying happy birthday to people named "frida" or similar.
For example: me, I am sir frida. writing this. Wish me a happy birthday, I am trying my best to write this for my own safety.
unknown: "happy birthday frida!"
Frida: "I want you dead."
by An ut:sander October 30, 2025
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