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birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
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Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.
"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?
by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019
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Sapphire birthday

When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.
Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉
by anime fan._. May 28, 2022
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golden birthday

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate
It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th
by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023
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Birthday Cake

The Act of Slapping your partner in their face during sex as they are about to climax, immediately followed by giving them surprise Anal.
That nasty slag down the hall really enjoys her birthday cake.
by Hugh e Rexion November 17, 2023
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THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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