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Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
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Lemmy’s balls

Lemmy’s balls are yellow balls with orange stars on them, lemmy’s balls are amazing and are owned bye lemmy Koopa, one of the koopalings, Bowser’s 7 “children”, lemmy’s balls are bouncy, squishy, wonderful, beautiful, and they look cute
I was playing some Super Mario Maker 2, when I stumbled upon a level titled lemmy’s balls, I played it and there were a lot of lemmy’s balls, it was an amazing experience.
by Deepfried February 10, 2021
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scary ball

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.
by ephedrine July 15, 2009
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Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
by Dispenser June 8, 2019
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Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
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washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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hung balls

When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.

Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.
by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016
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