shed baby

Shed Baby A person who says or does something that is so stupid that you would think they were born and raised in a shed.

A girl is in a restaurant eating and says to the waitress, damn where do yall get yo chickens from. Thats the best damn chicken i ever bit on....
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!

by thumper roho January 19, 2011

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011

baby 9

Lil 9 millimeter pistol. Good slang

Yo, you keep talking that stick talk I'll hit yo dumb ass with that baby 9!

by Lorgarry410 June 13, 2016

3 baby

Youngans that punch on pussy ass ,dirty ass 4 baby’s #3shit

Smoking on them 4 bays dead potna 🤣 3 baby shi

by K3nshotta February 20, 2021

Baby whisperer

The coolest person in the room who the baby (or babies) likes to talk to or play with, other than their parents.

Usually these people are like kinder souls who can calm confused souls of crying babies.

Baby's Mom: I don't know why or how my baby stops crying whenever my sister starts to talk with her

Baby's mom's mom: ohh so little claire is a baby whisperer huhh? She's a nice person, no wonder.

by Mighty cockroach July 22, 2020

saves babies

Used to express something that is awesome to the greatest extent.

Guy: Yeah, I went to that concert last week.
Girl: Wow, that band saves babies.
Guy: I know, right?!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

D1 Baby

When two extremely athletic parents have an equally athletic child.

“Man, she’s in every sport and wins every time.”
“Bro, she must be a D1 baby”

by moobloobs March 8, 2021