Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 17, 2025

boof bong

A tool used for inserting intoxicants into the anus.
Most often used by closeted fraternity brothers.

C'mon pledge, lubricate that boof bong, so that we can get fucked up!

by Cosmo Landform January 01, 2020

ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando

the worst fucking way of insulting a japanese-chinese....trust me, it never ends well. unless you want to become a corpse, simply don't say "ching chong bing zhong guo ni hon engurando" in front of a japanese-chinese. if you're gonna say it regardless, then bring an strong armor.

japanese-chinese kid: hi!

legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.

by The original sillygirl.png April 04, 2023

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell March 29, 2016

wop a bong

To inhale marijuana through a lung or improvised smoking device such as a bong.

I'm going to wop a bong.

by Captain Huntley July 13, 2017

beer bong

a funnel used to drink beer quickly.

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

bong and bang

The act of smoking weed and having sex simultaneously. Nearly synonymous with "pipe and pipe."

Let's bong and bang after English class!

by bongerbanger42069 December 03, 2016