Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.

I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 14, 2019

anus blast

the act of holding in you shit in your booty until it bursts, like a blast from an anus, A big poopy booty, mmm🤤🤤

in my free time, I love to anus blast!

by balls big black balls May 13, 2021

Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 08, 2023

gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.

I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.

by MrMeanwhile April 26, 2017