a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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by Stevstot June 22, 2021
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"Did you see Tina's butt??? "
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
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Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.
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Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.
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by MYTHBOY July 7, 2019
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by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023
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