A bumper biscuit is when you take a dump on a nemesis', rival, or friends car bumper. Mostly done by high school or college age boys, well known at the Virginia Military Institute (VMA).
Dude, all that corn and nuts paid off. I dumped a bumper biscuit on that idiot Jason's car that was worthy of the yearbook.
by Snake Charmer September 25, 2006
by JammerC April 28, 2004
someone who is bald and the top of the head looking down resmbles a biscuit such as a digestive or rich tea.
by mickyboy1985 July 17, 2008
A slang expression for a stereotypical upperclass white male. Most likely a bitch who is scared of shit and has a lack of typical street knowledge. His wardrobe consists of east coast fare such as Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie and Fitch and the like. Also has a tendency to fall for girls that are trouble. They are attracted to him due to his undeniable sense of style and the fact that he makes bank.
Gangsta #1: "Yo that dude thought O.G was pronounced 'og'"
Gangsta #2: "What a fucking white biscuit"
Gangsta #2: "What a fucking white biscuit"
by jclean October 08, 2010
by Roger man January 22, 2008
by Zin9Din9er May 27, 2010
Housewives of True Crime podcast has coined a new term for a hot, beautiful, attractive woman. This is a woman who catches your eye when she walks by, is attractive to your senses. Beneficial qualities.
Mary walked by in her fancy 4 inch stilettos and short skirt- she was a real disco biscuit.
She was a real disco biscuit with her flowing blonde hair and long legs.
She was a real disco biscuit with her flowing blonde hair and long legs.
by disco biscuit May 11, 2020