cling bat

a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.

by tahliasslothiness00 April 04, 2021

bat shit crazy fish

The most manic form of insanity.

Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*

by Tragicly Transmitted July 01, 2015

Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023

tingle bat

Mother fucking bitch, or a dick

Tyler is a tingle bat

by Tingle bat July 15, 2017

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021