When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
Get the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug. A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
Get the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug. "Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!
"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap January 2, 2012
Get the Beach Whale Rescue Teammug. by vladimir trump February 19, 2024
Get the beachmug. by Ptak38 December 15, 2010
Get the Fur Beachmug. a slightly altered way of speaking 'son of the bitch'. Or probably just a scene involving the sun and the beach.
Mate 1: woah, look at that! sun of the beach! a pretty scene!
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.
by Barnacl437 November 1, 2023
Get the sun of the beachmug. by Liight October 28, 2008
Get the Beached Whalemug.