Al is the epitome of passion, they are someone who is beautiful inside and out, and has a way with the ladies. In fact, Al's friendship group is always physically fighting over them because they are so out of this world, and everyone wants Al in their lives and in their beds.
person a: I saw Al today, and immediately my primal urges kicked in and I had to sweep them off their feet
person b: But Al promised themselves to me! how dare you
*person a and person b fight to the death*
person b: But Al promised themselves to me! how dare you
*person a and person b fight to the death*
by TeaLeafTheif April 14, 2023

why the hell would you search this name up???
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
by jsavy June 29, 2024

Shes so amazing and is a wonderful friend. Youll want to date her and if you get a chance do it, give her your whole world, hold her hand, show her off, kiss her every morning. If you break her heart shell be hurt but never tell you. She cries more than shell ever admit so make sure to ask her if shes ok and when she says yes look her in the eyes, hug her, and tell her i know your not. Shes so beautiful and amazing never let her go. If you ever break up with her youll never fully be over her, everynight youll think of her and theres nothing you can do to stop it.
by anonymous October 27, 2020

manoola al asoola has The absolute MOST AMAZING BIG MOMMY MILKER's Instagram and reallife oomf. This hottie is always at the gym and when they're not they have a constant flow of IMPECCABLE *CHEF'S memes. I'm talking top notch Facebook, Tiktoks, and self-created work.
"AKDHKDFKDH DID YOU SEE MANOOLA AL ASOOLA'S POST??!?!!"
"BITCH OFC, I'M CURRENTLY MARRIED TO THEM. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING??"
"BITCH OFC, I'M CURRENTLY MARRIED TO THEM. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING??"
by goddesswithbigmommymilkersXOXO September 1, 2021

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.
Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
by Armandoestebanquito April 16, 2024
