by alabama_man October 17, 2014
Get the alabama sriracha surprisemug. When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.
One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.
by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021
Get the Alabama Pig Slopmug. (A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.
Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019
Get the Alabama Pocket Wrenchmug. When a small child is bathing in a bath tub and they release a combination of defecate and air out of their anus, causing the bath water to slightly change color and bubble. The adult supervisor then kicks the child out of the bathtub and tries to repeat the process themselves, playing in the feces and bubbles while also ingesting them orally. Traditional Alabama Bubble Bath's also include finding fecal chunks and smearing them into the nipple.
Jimmy? He's my son; I love him. We take Alabama Bubble Baths every night. It's so healthy for your skin and he doesn't even know that I rub his shit across my body and swirl it around my mouth.
by Ryan LeMay March 6, 2017
Get the alabama bubble bathmug. When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"
The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018
Get the alabama search warrantmug. When, for some odd reason, your penis is frostbitten and the tip of said penis falls off leaving you with just a shaft.
The red headed woman wanted sex with the italian but, because of his Alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.
by 5dorra October 12, 2016
Get the Alabama Frosty Tipmug. The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.
by MadMortagen October 29, 2008
Get the Alabama Crag Danglermug.