by alabama_man October 17, 2014
Get the alabama sriracha surprise mug.When a small child is bathing in a bath tub and they release a combination of defecate and air out of their anus, causing the bath water to slightly change color and bubble. The adult supervisor then kicks the child out of the bathtub and tries to repeat the process themselves, playing in the feces and bubbles while also ingesting them orally. Traditional Alabama Bubble Bath's also include finding fecal chunks and smearing them into the nipple.
Jimmy? He's my son; I love him. We take Alabama Bubble Baths every night. It's so healthy for your skin and he doesn't even know that I rub his shit across my body and swirl it around my mouth.
by Ryan LeMay March 6, 2017
Get the alabama bubble bath mug.When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"
The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018
Get the alabama search warrant mug.When, for some odd reason, your penis is frostbitten and the tip of said penis falls off leaving you with just a shaft.
The red headed woman wanted sex with the italian but, because of his Alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.
by 5dorra October 12, 2016
Get the Alabama Frosty Tip mug.When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.
One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.
by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021
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“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”
by Yeller teller January 8, 2021
Get the Alabama hot waffle mug.The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.
by MadMortagen October 29, 2008
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