Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants

His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint

by australianstig September 23, 2015

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 29, 2017

chicken arse licker

chicken arse licker is a person who is obsessed with kfc chicken commonly used in staffordshire and stoke-on-Trent

Dude craig is such a chicken arse licker

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst

Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.

by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.

Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."

by biig chungus April 18, 2021