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alabama search warrant

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"
The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018
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Alabama Pocket Wrench

(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.
Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019
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alabama bubble bath

When a small child is bathing in a bath tub and they release a combination of defecate and air out of their anus, causing the bath water to slightly change color and bubble. The adult supervisor then kicks the child out of the bathtub and tries to repeat the process themselves, playing in the feces and bubbles while also ingesting them orally. Traditional Alabama Bubble Bath's also include finding fecal chunks and smearing them into the nipple.
Jimmy? He's my son; I love him. We take Alabama Bubble Baths every night. It's so healthy for your skin and he doesn't even know that I rub his shit across my body and swirl it around my mouth.
by Ryan LeMay March 6, 2017
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Alabama Road Train

Alabama Road Train is the act of towing a motor vehicle on a large trailer with a 2nd or 3rd trailer being towed by the car/trailer combo in front of it. This highly dangerous act is mostly performed by rednecks who watched one show of Outback Truckers and decide it's safe to copy the Australians with there clapped out F250s.
My mate Billy Bob asked me to help move house, he bought his Alabama Road Train with him, I took my own car.
by Painishuman December 30, 2016
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Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.
Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”
by Yeller teller January 8, 2021
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Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.
One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.
by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021
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Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.
During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler
by MadMortagen October 29, 2008
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