obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
by 1403 August 28, 2008
A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.
Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
by SPasquale October 15, 2008
When six naked girls, who form a star shape by bending over and linking elbows, are banged sequentially doggy style by one lucky guy who is standing in the middle.
I hope those girls from Delta Delta Delta are coming over because I really want to Star of David those hos.
The best part of my Birthright trip was the Star of David we did back at the hotel.
The best part of my Birthright trip was the Star of David we did back at the hotel.
by Doctor Dreidel February 01, 2009
The rich, white, gay annoying guy in high school. He has a white Jeep, newest iPhone, and goes on vacations with friends every month. He is also outgoing and you hate it but you love him.
Person 1: ugh, I hate David!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I- I don’t know?
Person 2: are you jealous of him?
Person 1: no!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I- I don’t know?
Person 2: are you jealous of him?
Person 1: no!
by Thatonegirlonstraighttiktok July 07, 2020
Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.
Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.
Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.
Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.
Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.
Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.
Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.
Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.
by Sam June 18, 2004
A code-word for guys to let each other know a girl has a nice booty, without the girl knowing the guys are talking about her. Named after John David Booty, the USC Quarterback. This term has been circulated around the Grand Valley State University campus.
by Viking Lad August 07, 2009