Obama

A religion based on the dream smp worshiping Quackitys HQ and Jshlatt

I’m in the religion Obama

by Edatheowllady July 20, 2021

obama

is it his first name or last name?

person 1: you want Obama to win?

person 2: what is his first name?

person 1: I don't know?

by gagadad November 6, 2019

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Obama

A president who was better than Trump and Bush.

Obama was clearly a better President than Trump and Bush.

by I am not Barrack Obama. July 7, 2020

Obama

Obama is the 44th president of the United States. His last name is unknown. He likes to refer to his people as "my fellow Americans."

Reporter: What is your last name, Obama?

Obama: My last name is -

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

joe mama obama

an idiot who still uses "joe mama" jokes and rhythms the "obama" in the end

"joe mama obama wana play fortnight?"

by ilovemysussyhamster March 5, 2022

obama

the only president i care about. yet no one truly knows his last name

sean:“what’s obama’s last name ?”
anthony: “he has a last name??”

by obamaismyfather November 16, 2019