Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 05, 2017

Grand Canyon

A huge pussy

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this

by Jackparker November 02, 2017

Grand canyon

Mona's fitta

"Bror haru sett Mona elr hone cok kattig"
> Nej bror hon har Grand Canyon fitta

by Grandcanyonexplorer69 May 15, 2020

Grand Settler

Term used to address a Catan player of the utmost stature.

A player who has a distinct vision of the game and is able to bend the board to his will.

Marc: Man how are these guys so good at Catan?? I can’t seem to get a break.
Akshay: They’re grand settlers what’d you expect?

by supremelordignacio July 18, 2024

Grand Larceny

When 9 jacks you for yo shit.

Damn 9 just robbed him! (Grand Larceny)

by Johnathon Marshalis March 08, 2023

Grand siblings

When you have siblings with an 18+ year difference.

John: “My dad called me the other day and told me I’m about to have twin sisters. He’s 60 and I’m damn near 35!”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”

by MelaNova July 16, 2023

Grand Baby

Hokie Midwestern bubba slang for Grandchild.

Vern: "Hey Bob, how is that Grand Baby of yours doing?"
Bob: "Uhh, well he's turning 15 next week...not exactly a baby anymore, you giant douche.

by Awebb33AA March 09, 2018