Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?
Lopez: Ok.
Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?
Lopez: Michael Vick
Lopez: Ok.
Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?
Lopez: Michael Vick
by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007
Get the Michael Vickmug. To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
by Listat September 7, 2007
Get the Michael Vickmug. You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
The Michael Jordan
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
Get the The Michael Jordanmug. A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.
by TheBest May 13, 2005
Get the Michael Vickmug. A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.
The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'
by texas_lexus January 10, 2011
Get the Moist Michaelmug. by Packmaster73 October 18, 2008
Get the Michael Laimug. Hollywood's worst victim of typecasting, next to Jennifer Aniston.
I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.
Everyone hates him now.
I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.
Everyone hates him now.
Michael Cera stars as Michael Cera in the following movies:
Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
by relates345034869345834958 August 23, 2010
Get the Michael Ceramug.