pity d

When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.

After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D

by RelaxedRomeo December 8, 2013

8=D {()}

The version of sex that your parents won't understand.

Mom: What is this? 8=D {()}
Child: It's a happy alien and his spaceship with a forcefield

by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

d-huts

Designated Helper Up The Stairs. The person you know will be helping you get up the stairs to your bed when you're too drunk to stand up by yourself

Guy 1: hey did she get home alright?
Guy 2: yeah man I was her d-huts, she couldn't even stand let alone get up to the second floor

by rockinfella March 17, 2010

Ant D

1. An actual guy who lived and was a young savage, didn't give any fucks, and was well liked. He played basketball and broke someone's ankles 5 times in one game.

Wow, Ant D is such a savage

by Walter 12345 February 21, 2017

mevla d

hottest person ever in the whole world. is the best friend ever and tbh nobody can beat mevla

wow look how hot mevla d is

by ballsballsballs1068 July 8, 2021

D-Bocado

1. Spanish for D-Snack. See also D-Snack word.

¿Quiere usted un D-Bocado?

by Aqueas November 1, 2003

Maximum D

The guy in the group with the largest "heart". He is the most awesome friend and will be loyal to a fault. He is hilarious and will make anyone laugh at any time just because he can. He is friends with all the ladies and not just because he has a big "heart". He is the most widely like friend because he is genuine, honest, and likes to have a good time. The party does not happen without Maximum D. He is a great rapper (not really), but he is funny as shit all the time. He does not judge his friends but embraces their differences because he knows that's what makes them cool. He is spontaneous and not afraid of making a fool of himself in public. He will dance on stage with you if you ask. He will defend you against your enemies and praise you to your friends. He has a good singing voice and will sing to you if you smile at him and beg. He loves surprises, especially ones that involve pretty girls and fireworks. He is the most awesome friend and will one day girls, be the best lover you ever had.

Girl 1: "I am boarded and this party is lame". Girl 2: "We need us some Maximum D."

by jenluvslife92 April 1, 2015