Jiz Bag

a condom

dude i'm freakin out right now, my jiz bag ripped last night with christina

by I like sex October 18, 2008

Douche Bag

If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag

Douche Bag - I have a $24,000 lexus

by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010

s bag

a guy who is tall and needs a nickname cuz he feels left out

look at s bag trying to dance!

by hyperlide May 13, 2009

DD-Bagging

V. The Analogous to T-bagging except with Boobs to the face.

Rob: Dude, this stripper was totally DD-bagging me last night and it broke my face!

Jeff: ...Lol.

by RazeX776 July 15, 2009

cath bag

one that lies or exaggerates (poorly) about experiences in a pathetic attempt to seem like a bad-ass. this behavior is most common in those who follow catholic beleifs.

Hoy is such a cath bag. he is white and told me that he has 10 inches.

by C. Bartoe March 20, 2008

h-bag

Hipster douchebag.
Plain and simple. Most hipsters give off the essence of being a douchebag. So instead of wasting your precious time on saying "hipster douchebag" simply refer to them as a h-bag.

"So Jacky, did you go to American Apparel?"

"Nawh, too many facking h-bags brah."

by lacreadora September 6, 2009

Quiche Bag

a wimp who gets too much attention or credit. An irritating, preppy, goody two-shoes pussy

The guy on the TV show, The Bachelor, is a quiche bag.

by Fagel Bagel February 4, 2009