Someone who's acting tough to mask their insecurity, just like a durian: thorny on the outside, but weak on inside
by Sir. B October 9, 2022
Get the durian man mug.Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
by The Doc75 May 7, 2017
Get the Man shame mug.friendlies man - an argentine goblin that disappears in competitive games and statpads in friendlies e.g 0 goals in 5 appearances against brazil in competitive games but 5 goals in 6 friendly games.
Friendlies man has really had a great season with 5 goals in 6 friendly matches but 0 in 12 competitive matches.Kudos to him.
by Zeusofx June 5, 2022
Get the Friendlies man mug.Tyler: hey did you see how Vince was actin with his girlfriend?
Noah: yeah man! he is such a submissive man slut!
Noah: yeah man! he is such a submissive man slut!
by M4yvq August 29, 2023
Get the Man slut mug.The friend/person who allows someone else to put them on a back burner until they have use for them. They don't know When to move on.
Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."
by DeAun July 23, 2017
Get the Burned man mug.MOM GET THE CAMERA THERES A BUTT BATTLE HAPPENING! Whose gonna win? Badr or No Eye Man? We'll find out with a twerk battle.
So no eye man uses the Big Fart and... Badr twerks him out with a Butt Bonk! No Eye Man uses the Big Fart to knock Badr out... NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!! This was Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man: signing off.
by Dat gyatt tho March 21, 2024
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