spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

super stan the fairy man

fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage

oh im super stan the fairy man and i should be killed

by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011

Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii May 18, 2011

handgrenade man

Reference to when a freshman female's arse seems to inexplicitly increases in size during her freshman year at college. She's described as, "having had a visit from the handgrenade man".
The handgrenade man shoves a handgrenade up her arse, where it explodes permanently engorging her backside.

"She had such a nice arse, until she had a visit from the handgrenade man".

by petert71 June 6, 2011

Man cleave

When a man wears a suit, he is instantly more attractive. As to when a women shows even the tiniest amount of cleavage, she is instantly more noticeably and attractive, usually to the opposite sex.

You a 5 out of 10? Having trouble getting the ladies to notice you? Suit up, get your man cleave on! No woman can resist a man in fine looking suit.

by Fevenis September 24, 2011

pac man

a yellow circle that goes around eating small dots and when he eats big dots he starts eating the ghosts(monsters, souls) to rescue his girlfriend

guy-1 "hey you want to play pac man?"

me "no i'm tired of seeing a yellow circle eating souls."

or "PAC MAN WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"

by Your name is already being us October 22, 2010

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010