shovel man

that guy from jojo's bizarre adventure who's everywhere

shovel man

nooooooo don't remind me! now all i can think about is shovel man!

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

Tin Man

A sexual process involving wrapping your entire body (or certain sections thereof) with aluminum foil in order to collect all sexual body fluids. The crinkling sound created or released by the aluminum foil during erotic acts enhance the fornicatory experience. The Tin Man is only sexually complete after one uses said tin foil, with the fluids contained therein, to baste food overnight and then eat it in public for lunch the following day. It must be lunch (and not brunch, motherfucker), but the public need not know the full contents of the foil.

Basic bitches and cardboard cutouts are the most devoted practitioners of the Tin Man.

Did you Tin Man the fuck out of him/her?

I'm havin' some Tin Man for lunch right now!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how Tin Man is your lunch?

You wouldn't believe my luck last night; I found some cardboard to Tin Man all night long! {Takes bite of juicy sandwich}

by seltian January 18, 2017

Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.

"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*

by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025

big nose tv man

the greatest weapon

Big nose tv man is dangeros please dont let him stab you with his big nose in the tv

by bepisvalley October 30, 2025

Iron Man

A female man in a plastic suit

Me: Oh my god, it's iron man!
Mom: Some idiot there in a costume is trying to save people son!

by SomeRandomDudeInTheInternet May 30, 2019

bang man

When you help get somebody laid.

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.

by BoahGee December 11, 2022